the new tuesday

Tuesday night's the new Sunday night.
Well, it used to be that Monday was the new Sunday, but that was years ago.
Now, Tuesday is the new Sunday.
Still, Wednesday will always be just Wednesday.

Thursday is the new Friday, but only someplaces.
But Tuesday can never be the new Friday.
No, Tuesday can only be the new Sunday.
Thursday is the new Friday.
And Wednesday will always be just
Wednesday.